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I mean, you should just stay here and figure out how to stop being a pickle, okay? But, I mean, you know, your mom could put me in a purse or a pocket, you know, if she really needs me to go.īeth: Nobody needs anything! Okay, it's fine. And it could take hours or even days before I'm able to figure out how to return to human form. The unfortunate answer is I did this to challenge myself. Summer: Can't you just turn yourself back into a human? I hope my lack of fingers doesn't prevent the perception of my air quotes. Morty, I assure you, I would never "find a way" to "get out of" family therapy. Morty, turn me so we're making eye contact. Morty: Rick, did you do this on purpose to get out of family counseling? I mean, I don't know if I can, ooh, geez. We have to go.īeth: We have an appointment downtown that was set a week ago and agreed upon by everyone, including you. I'm a pickle!īeth: What?! Why would you - Look, we're running late. Pickle Rick: The reason anyone would do this is, if they could, which they can't, would be because they could, which they can't.īeth: Morty, we have to get going, or we're gonna be late. Morty: I-I'm just trying to figure out why you would do this. Pickle Rick: Morty, stop digging for hidden layers and just be impressed. Morty: All right, well, do pickles live forever or. Pickle Rick: I wouldn't be much of a pickle if I could. One takes brains, the other takes dark eye liner. Pickle Rick: I don't do magic, Morty, I do science. Morty: Are you going to, I mean, you know, is this the first part of some magic trick? Uh, here's something that's never happened before: I'm a pickle. Pickle Rick: Who cares, Morty? Global acts of terrorism happen every day. Pickle Rick: "And"? What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job? What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. Pickle Rick: Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. Morty: What, I'm gonna touch it, and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something. Morty: Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me?
Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty, the garage, Morty.
Morty: Rick? Are you far away, or are you inside something? Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Hey, Mooorty! Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty! Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty.
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